Patient : how about me, doc ?
Dr. :You are having cancer . ..
Patient : What !!! ~crying~
Dr. : Relax .....I'm sure u will stay alive
Patient : Why ....as I know ...nobody alive after having cancer..
Dr. : My lecturer in my University have said before ...." Only one out of ten only will safe from the Canncer"
patient : So,,, what is the relationship between me and the slogan ??
Dr. : You are patient number ten ......so you will safe...
patient : T_T
Science Joke II
You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's
Science Joke
Chemist's last words1) And now the tasting test ...
2) And now shake it a bit ...
3) In which glass was my mineral water?
4) Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?
5) And now the detonating gas problem.
6) This is a completely safe experimental setup.
7) Now you can take the protection window away ...
8) Where do all those holes in my kettle come from?
9) And now a cigarette ...
Police Joke IV
A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?""I'm positive." replied the
Police Joke III
Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!
This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner ...
Police Joke II
"May I speak to your parents?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The police."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The firemen."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"
"Lookin for me.
Police Joke
| A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 feet 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 feet 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back! |
Driving joke
| I was recently riding with a friend of mine. We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it. I ask him, "Why'd you do that?" He tells me this is how his brother drives. We come to another red light, and again, he shoots right through it. I ask him, "Why'd you do that?" Again, he tells me this is how his brother drives. We come to a green light, and he SLAMS on the brakes. My heart nearly goes into my throat. I shouted at him, "Why do you do that?!" He replied, "You never know, my brother could be coming the other way. |
Little johnny joke III
The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living.One little girl said her father was a doctor, another said her mother was an engineer.
When it was Little Johnny's turn, he stood up and said "My mom's a whore."
Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal's office. Then, 15 minutes later, he returned.
So the teacher asked "Did you tell the principal what you said in class?"
Johnny said, "Yes."
"Well, what did the principal say?"
"He said that every job is important in our economy, gave me a pocket full of lollies and asked for my phone number ..."
Little johnny joke II
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?
Little johnny joke
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby ... if I can, and I think I can."
The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can ... and I think can!"
Joke of the day IV
Sam: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"Teacher: "No, of course not."
Sam: "Good, because I didn't do my homework."
Joke of the day III
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "SCHOOL AHEAD. GO SLOW!"
Joke of the day II
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone.
Joke of the day
Now read without the word dog...
The Advantage of 'Hang'
Residen : Sir, we can't defeat malacca...there are 5 Hang that protecting the state..even we much modern than them , they have much people that have 'silat'...they also have magician that can cast a spell on us...
Residen general : So..what are u waitin' for...RETREAT!!
Residen : Yes , Sire...but before we leavin' ...where should we go after this?
Residen general : To the place which is a stone throw away from our base...,Kedah..we must get the state before other europeon country get it...especially Turkey
Residen : alright , sire !!
*************************** After reachin' Kedah *************************
Residen : sire, we're dead ...
Residen General : why?
Residen : there are many 'Hang' here...not 10 , 100...but more than 1000....perhaps sir could change your mind to leave this place....
Residen General : what the....really???...more than thousand!!!ermmm...ermmm...what r u waitin' for leave this place NOWWW!!!
Residen : alright , sire !!
*************************** After reachin' Kedah *************************
Residen : sire, we're dead ...
Residen General : why?
Residen : there are many 'Hang' here...not 10 , 100...but more than 1000....perhaps sir could change your mind to leave this place....
Residen General : what the....really???...more than thousand!!!ermmm...ermmm...what r u waitin' for leave this place NOWWW!!!
exhausted..
gosh... can't believe i'm tired b-4 da clock hits 12. is this d sign of oldness in me? hope not... better not!! (RED ALERT!! )
i only a 14 years old teen...How can I be too tired like an old man...
anyway, i'm off to bed...
gud nitez peeps!!
sweet dreams!!
i only a 14 years old teen...How can I be too tired like an old man...
anyway, i'm off to bed...
gud nitez peeps!!
sweet dreams!!
I wanna go Holiday....
i want a holiday. for the last 6 months, It likes paradise when my parent took us to many places such as Kelantan , Terengganu , Cameron Highlands....etc..I'm tired to do this such thing--->. go to school , back home, do homework , go tuition , do homework again/study , it's quite amazing for the fact i'm such a lazy person....
experience awesome sunset in Bali
seeing how fast is the pace of Toyko
taking long walks on a countryside in UK
enjoying the slow pace in Perth
Swinging from building to next building in New York
But all these things... need time....I can't go anywhere...coz my sister gonna face with UPSR..she use all her free time to study...it is same 4 next year...i'm going to face PMR.....Damn!!!
experience awesome sunset in Bali
seeing how fast is the pace of Toyko
taking long walks on a countryside in UK
enjoying the slow pace in Perth
Swinging from building to next building in New York
But all these things... need time....I can't go anywhere...coz my sister gonna face with UPSR..she use all her free time to study...it is same 4 next year...i'm going to face PMR.....Damn!!!
complains??
the eyes never lies. behind that big genuine smile, proximity that lure a person close to you, it could easily blind one what is right from wrong. and somehow, it's fascinating, the always ignorant one could see through it.
in the world full of lies... how long can one prolong to hold him or herself to be truthful to themselves. one should always long for that, but somehow it is not easy to materialize in this frenzy, manipulative world.
however holy, however pure, we ought to practice bias. and certain prejudice will always tend to float on the surface. it's a laughable stock, when one preach their principle, and not living the way they should be. basically it's just opposing to ones core belief. on the scale of 1-10 for oxymoron, it falls at 10.
Evolution Theory
does evolution theory applicable?
after researches and experiments that has been tested over and over again, it's hard to argue that it's a false claim. furthermore, if it wrong, that would make Darwin look like an idiot.
how do you distinguish between right from wrong, or the other way round. how do you differentiate the superior from the weaker ones following the natural selection process proposed and validated by Darwin himself.
i don't know.
my believe is, it all boils down to the energy and frequency that is or was tuned in by both parties. when both are align, you can talk, joke, make love and babies. as for animals, survival of their species takes centre stage. survival of the fittest remains true, because genetic transmutation and fusion of both strong genes will breed a better offspring. biologically, it makes perfect sense. however, it's just shows that we have a genetic advantage; smarter, fitter, and culturally more advance (where you were born). in a way, it gives you a head start. (if only we know how to take advantage of it).
then again, Chris Langan was tagged as the human with the highest IQ in the U.S. meaning, he's smarter than Einstein. and he lives in a bunk.
yet, from time to time, we heard stories that people defy the odds to become famous, utterly rich, or where they think they deserve to be. we get to hear stories from Oprah shows, or even MLM annual conference.
Sternberg was quoted there are different areas of intelligence besides the common 'book smart' and 'street smart' terms. and he believes that everyone is different, in terms of area we excel in. it's true that some may possess any of the abilities propose by him, yet again, it depends on each individual desire to make the most of the situation given and change things around towards what they ultimately desire (defying odds).
at the end of the day, it boils down to us as to how we want to live, what is the guideline for comfortable, what is joy, where is the bar of superiority that we should chase after. ultimately, it's just the choice that we made through what we really want, that's all the matters.
disclaimer: above is purely personal opinions, that has no scientific backing
Q&A
Question:
is it difficult to be assertive in most situations? what do you believe people are going to think of you when you act assertively for your own benefit?
Answer:
Being assertive is definitely going to be hard in most situations. And when we act assertively for own benefit, perception of people will always think otherwise, even though the objective could be entirely good from our part. i guess the first three letter of the word assertive says it all, not being entirely positive, and yet it manage to get the job done most of the time
is it difficult to be assertive in most situations? what do you believe people are going to think of you when you act assertively for your own benefit?
Answer:
Being assertive is definitely going to be hard in most situations. And when we act assertively for own benefit, perception of people will always think otherwise, even though the objective could be entirely good from our part. i guess the first three letter of the word assertive says it all, not being entirely positive, and yet it manage to get the job done most of the time
Lie
it's official. i don't know how to lie. seriously.
look.. i'm dead serious.
stop laughing.... if you are.
i said STOP.
look.. i'm dead serious.
stop laughing.... if you are.
i said STOP.
my classmate just said i don't know how to lie. wtf. in a way, is a good thing. at least to me. back to the 'i don't know how to lie' part. seriously, she said i don't know how to.
it's seems like heading nowhere.
brief story: A girl came to our school to join the seminar ( I think she's from another school). and she told me, the only thing we need to know in our study, is to lie. anything else doesn't matter but to lie. geng rite?!?! i sorta expect this kinda thing, since I study in primary school .
long story short, i sorta kena screw, because i didnt know how to lie to my buddies. NS, i was thinking to myself; in that particular situation, there's nothing to lie.
i wonder how they go thru their daily life, leaving one lie after another. 1 thing i can see, is that there's insecurity in their relationship. 1 gal, who's staying with his bf, calls his bf a number of times a day. another gal, also did the same thing, maybe a few lesser calls than the first gal.
nothing to comment. but just wish them good luck.
i understand that, we are trying to protect our own 'rice bowl', there are pressure from the superior, and wateva reasons that we need to lie. but... don't they know where is the limit? what happen if something fucked up. in that situation, i think i'm the one gonna be push out the marching line. and the only thing happen when i turn back is 3 pathetic gals holding their hands, pleading their innocent with their 'innocent' face.
wtf!!! i wiki the word lie, because i wanted to insert into my intro above. but was too engross? pissed? wateva la. turns out that there's so many types of lie.
white lie
bold-face lie
noble lie
emergency lie
just check them urself la.
everybody lies (house, 11)
p/s : Lie is sin...I'm very happy not to have this Lie trait...
What the....
damn...yesterday...on my tuition class (math)..a test was held..during the test..I can't figure out a question which is need a culculator to solve it...I didn't bring mine..so, I ask it from my buddy which was sitting on my left.. he actually a sensitive guy..then he gimme the culculator..suddenly , the teacher saw him...like wanna copy my answer...he scolded him...poor guy...his face just look like a crying baby after being scold..until now..he talk nothing to me...
Ass
sometimes i can just be an ass.... ignoring emotions......
being nice, just ain't easy. maintaining it is even harder.....
no wonder is so damn hard to stay at the top. is lonely, is cold, at times is tormenting. it just strips you apart............
it's so easy to be drawn to the dark side of nature................
being nice, just ain't easy. maintaining it is even harder.....
no wonder is so damn hard to stay at the top. is lonely, is cold, at times is tormenting. it just strips you apart............
it's so easy to be drawn to the dark side of nature................
~Life~
it's always been said, 'if you fail to plan, you plan to fail'.
however, life is just full of twists and turns. every corner we take, every road we choose, will somehow give you a whole different script, even though you have planned to take that route at the very beginning.
i'm sure many of us have great plans for our own. goals that we would like to achieve, targets that we set for ourselves. this great plans that we have, especially just before the clock struck 12, where everyone of us welcome the brand new year. we usually have a whole list of things and goals we have, that we would like to do, or achieve.
but every time we set foot to ATTEMPT to accomplish it, things will turn out not the way we wanted it to be, not even close.
there could be many factors or incidents that happen along the way, that 'force' us to alter the BIG GOALS that we set for ourselves.
ever wonder why this sort of things happened to us??
the next big question; the quote of plan to fail, fail to plan doesn't suite into the formula of life... ain't it?
the next big big question we should be asking ourselves; why bother to plan? when things don't always turn out the way we want.
sometimes... i'm sick and tired of planning. i rather things happen unexpectedly. at least it surprise me, so that i can enjoy the moment of excitment (if there is) and from there, take things in it's stride.
'no, no... you should plan... a man without goals and plans, ain't a man.'
well... i don't give a damn. things in life happened and changes so fast, sometimes there's no time to take a deep breath and give the 'chup' sign, so that you can pause and have a coke and think bout what to do next. the world will just keep on rotating.
how do we cope then? have big plans, and try our very best to stick to it? or just take each day at a time, follow the flow where the tide takes you?
if the statement at the very first line of this post is proven to be wrong, there's no need for us to plan our way through till the day we lay on the coffin. no??
in the end, we still have to make a choice, which is to plan again, since the very first plan never work out. and there goes the cycle again and again
however, life is just full of twists and turns. every corner we take, every road we choose, will somehow give you a whole different script, even though you have planned to take that route at the very beginning.
i'm sure many of us have great plans for our own. goals that we would like to achieve, targets that we set for ourselves. this great plans that we have, especially just before the clock struck 12, where everyone of us welcome the brand new year. we usually have a whole list of things and goals we have, that we would like to do, or achieve.
but every time we set foot to ATTEMPT to accomplish it, things will turn out not the way we wanted it to be, not even close.
there could be many factors or incidents that happen along the way, that 'force' us to alter the BIG GOALS that we set for ourselves.
ever wonder why this sort of things happened to us??
the next big question; the quote of plan to fail, fail to plan doesn't suite into the formula of life... ain't it?
the next big big question we should be asking ourselves; why bother to plan? when things don't always turn out the way we want.
sometimes... i'm sick and tired of planning. i rather things happen unexpectedly. at least it surprise me, so that i can enjoy the moment of excitment (if there is) and from there, take things in it's stride.
'no, no... you should plan... a man without goals and plans, ain't a man.'
well... i don't give a damn. things in life happened and changes so fast, sometimes there's no time to take a deep breath and give the 'chup' sign, so that you can pause and have a coke and think bout what to do next. the world will just keep on rotating.
how do we cope then? have big plans, and try our very best to stick to it? or just take each day at a time, follow the flow where the tide takes you?
if the statement at the very first line of this post is proven to be wrong, there's no need for us to plan our way through till the day we lay on the coffin. no??
in the end, we still have to make a choice, which is to plan again, since the very first plan never work out. and there goes the cycle again and again
Ambition
Luqman, what do you want to be when you grow up?
i want to be an architect.
Luqman, what do you want to be when you grow up?
i want to be a pilot.
those were the days, when we used to fill in a progression card stating what we want to be. i don't see what is the point in doing this. up till now, after pondering for a moment, i can't grasp the meaning of doing it.
does this mean we would be an engineer, a pilot, a nurse when we grow up? there's no special class, or pointers to gear us in the right direction. not that i could recall.
living in an asian context, where 99.9% of the time we were spoon fed. collective culture is being practice since parameswara landed in Malaya shores, it could be way before that. conclusion is; no guidance, no move; you die, i also follow. just like Philip Morris tag line; One Force. to represent and show people that they are indeed hardcore one team that move forward or backwards.
my point is, we need to be shown in everyway. otherwise, there's not much of a chance we would take the initiative to find out. maybe i'm over-generalizing. fact is, most of us are prudent to a certain extend.
back to the main point, ambitions we have since the tender age of 7, we long for it to relish. however, it doesn't happen to most of us all the time. some of us made it, congrats to them. they probably have a heart of steel that embeded them since birth. a will strong enough towitheld challenges and be able to land their dream jobs. i respect those people. seriously.
what bout the rest of us that do not hold down a job that we state in our progression card at the age of 8. well, life still goes on. duh! and it still work out perfectly fine.
i have a friend, he wanted to be a animation designer. and his parents gladly enrolled him into the best college in town which offers that particular course. after studying for 2 semesters, he had a sudden thought of changing course. he was interested in hair, and wanted to be a hairstylist. and no, he's not gay. his mother was skeptical about it. and often questioned her son. in her perception, hairstylist is consider a lowly profession. she always urge her son to try something else other than hairstylist. luckily he didn't say he want to be a janitor in the government building. nothing wrong with that, at all!! chances are his mother will get a heart attack even before he sends out his resume.
i think the whole schema of doctors, engineers, businessman, those so call white collar professions are just societies perception. society would always differentiate and categorize every single person living in a culture as to who belong to who. i understand there's a need to have a sense of belonging. however is it necessary to have it? i feel that we humans are strong enough beings to live on our own. although, living in a bunch makes us feel more ... invulnerable.
conclusion, holding whateva position in a company, is not important. the important thing is, you enjoy what you're doing, at the end of the day, even a garbage collector has food to be put into the mouth. of cause we won't aim that low, if we have a better options.
anyway, i think it's perfectly fine if you're a DBKL sweeper, garbage collector, or CEO in a company. in the end of the day, we are all same. we eat and shit the same way. unless you have some special way, do let me know. thank you =D
i want to be an architect.
Luqman, what do you want to be when you grow up?
i want to be a pilot.
those were the days, when we used to fill in a progression card stating what we want to be. i don't see what is the point in doing this. up till now, after pondering for a moment, i can't grasp the meaning of doing it.
does this mean we would be an engineer, a pilot, a nurse when we grow up? there's no special class, or pointers to gear us in the right direction. not that i could recall.
living in an asian context, where 99.9% of the time we were spoon fed. collective culture is being practice since parameswara landed in Malaya shores, it could be way before that. conclusion is; no guidance, no move; you die, i also follow. just like Philip Morris tag line; One Force. to represent and show people that they are indeed hardcore one team that move forward or backwards.
my point is, we need to be shown in everyway. otherwise, there's not much of a chance we would take the initiative to find out. maybe i'm over-generalizing. fact is, most of us are prudent to a certain extend.
back to the main point, ambitions we have since the tender age of 7, we long for it to relish. however, it doesn't happen to most of us all the time. some of us made it, congrats to them. they probably have a heart of steel that embeded them since birth. a will strong enough towitheld challenges and be able to land their dream jobs. i respect those people. seriously.
what bout the rest of us that do not hold down a job that we state in our progression card at the age of 8. well, life still goes on. duh! and it still work out perfectly fine.
i have a friend, he wanted to be a animation designer. and his parents gladly enrolled him into the best college in town which offers that particular course. after studying for 2 semesters, he had a sudden thought of changing course. he was interested in hair, and wanted to be a hairstylist. and no, he's not gay. his mother was skeptical about it. and often questioned her son. in her perception, hairstylist is consider a lowly profession. she always urge her son to try something else other than hairstylist. luckily he didn't say he want to be a janitor in the government building. nothing wrong with that, at all!! chances are his mother will get a heart attack even before he sends out his resume.
i think the whole schema of doctors, engineers, businessman, those so call white collar professions are just societies perception. society would always differentiate and categorize every single person living in a culture as to who belong to who. i understand there's a need to have a sense of belonging. however is it necessary to have it? i feel that we humans are strong enough beings to live on our own. although, living in a bunch makes us feel more ... invulnerable.
conclusion, holding whateva position in a company, is not important. the important thing is, you enjoy what you're doing, at the end of the day, even a garbage collector has food to be put into the mouth. of cause we won't aim that low, if we have a better options.
anyway, i think it's perfectly fine if you're a DBKL sweeper, garbage collector, or CEO in a company. in the end of the day, we are all same. we eat and shit the same way. unless you have some special way, do let me know. thank you =D
My Best Friend
Streams of silver lining flowing down from mountainous top, all the way down the valley. occasionally, a few strokes from the palm cuts off those salty saddening tears.
it's been 8 years since the last time i saw him cried. not an entirely nice feeling to see a person cry. the sorrow, the pain, the unhappy thoughts, that were accumulated over time. never have the loophole to be release.
and today, it happened again. exactly the same as 8 years ago. only this time, the cries are shorter.
he always find his ways to overcome his matters. ppl around him always say he is strong, courage, and resourceful. but... only he knows best. from the way i see it, he is pretty much all by himself, alone...most of the time.
he don't expect ppl know understand him, although his reason and motives are just pure simple and direct. convince him many times, but always fail.
maybe i just ought to bring him for counseling sessions.
at the mean time, better start reading more in depth bout the theories.
it's been 8 years since the last time i saw him cried. not an entirely nice feeling to see a person cry. the sorrow, the pain, the unhappy thoughts, that were accumulated over time. never have the loophole to be release.
and today, it happened again. exactly the same as 8 years ago. only this time, the cries are shorter.
he always find his ways to overcome his matters. ppl around him always say he is strong, courage, and resourceful. but... only he knows best. from the way i see it, he is pretty much all by himself, alone...most of the time.
he don't expect ppl know understand him, although his reason and motives are just pure simple and direct. convince him many times, but always fail.
maybe i just ought to bring him for counseling sessions.
at the mean time, better start reading more in depth bout the theories.
1-0 up
Just finish MU against Chelsea match. not too bad. personally i think Chelsea players are way too rough. Drogba falls down like a lady when he attempts to win free kicks or getting his opponents sent off for that matter. MU got lucky for escaping a penalty.
all is good for now...
for some strange reasons, i couldn't get back to sleep. wide awake now, not so sure bout later.
should life just be that way. taking one step at the time, and not looking too far ahead?
there's a saying, 'if you fail to plan, you plan to fail'. not sure if this ever applies. so far what i've planned out, never came true. or maybe i am being too idealistic about what might happen if things were.... going according to plan.
on the other hand, if there is no plan. it seems like it is a very direction-less path way, where you don't know where you might end up. and that is the scary part.
wise man says, 'take the least walk path, and you shall be a better man.' how many have gone through it, and come out to be a better man? a successful man? i have not given up, it's just that the path i'm taking is way too hard, i'm not sure where i'm heading, and you get de-motivated when things doesn't seems to fall into place. it comes to a point, where i think to myself, why do you bother trying again. ironically, i was being commented that i never stop trying. *laughing out loud sarcastically* taking that leap of faith again. it's scary you don't know how far down the cliff may be... you might just die half way before hitting the ground.
it is a pleasant feeling to know that you are wanted by someone. somehow knowing the fact that they believe in you. things get complicated, when you don't even believe in yourself. i'm trying to gain back that bit of confidence in me. the truth is, i'm losing that bit left in me. i do not even dare to imagine what catastrophic events that might happen.
somehow... in view to the public, it seems like a disadvantage to reveal, and bare naked especially you do not have much to show. (please think beyond physical)
there's this psychology term, that a baby did not learn to crawl, but straight into walking. you may think that the baby it's brilliant. 1 step ahead, saving time. however, i think it's a disorder.
you see... they would always look for shortcuts. jumping into conclusion. thinking too far ahead, where now is more important.
it's a chronic disease... no good no good. for the individual, and people around.
lesson of the day: baby steps. but walk faster please.
Do You Know Why Do I Love Rap ?
Rapping is a primary ingredient in hip hop music & reggae, but the phenomenon predates hip hop culture by centuries. Rapping can be delivered over a beat or without accompaniment. Stylistically, rap occupies a gray area among speech, prose, poetry, and song. The use of the word to describe quick speech or repartee long predates the musical form, meaning originally "to hit". The word had been used in British English since the 16th century, and specifically meaning "to say" since the 18th. It was part of the African American dialect of English in the 1960s meaning "to converse", and very soon after that in its present usage as a term denoting the musical style. Today, the terms Rap and rapping are so closely associated with hip hop music that many use the terms interchangeably. Even it a little wild ... It can improve my verb and new word
Here My Class Member
Meet the Skinheaded(Nazifi), kind(Faris), gayster(Syafiq) man-voice(Shalin), unknown species(Aina Nadhirah) dreamer(Syafiqrul), very annoying(Halim), good-listener(Sefol), syafiqrul's wife(Natasha), mature(Juvan), brilliant(Syafiqah), friendly(Safarwanie), mocker(Nisha), understanding(Hanis),always against my opinion(Halim), childish (Alif), sporting(Atikah Kamal), obedient(Afiq), always stains his moss on my shoulder...joking (Aiman) ,"tough" (Halim) ,very obsess of anime (Sabirah) ,and simply perfect(Them).
Hip Hop History with Hip Hop video (D12 feat. Eminem)
Hip hop music is an American musical genre that developed as part of hip hop culture, and is defined by four key stylistic elements: rapping, DJing/scratching, sampling (or synthesis), and beatboxing. Hip hop began in the South Bronx of New York City in the 1970s. The term rap is often used synonymously with hip hop, but hip hop also denotes the practices of an entire subculture.[1]
Rapping, also referred to as MCing or emceeing, is a vocal style in which the artist speaks lyrically, in rhyme and verse, generally to an instrumental or synthesized beat. Beats, almost always in 4/4 time signature, can be created by sampling and/or sequencing portions of other songs by a producer.[2] They also incorporate synthesizers, drum machines, and live bands. Rappers may write, memorize, or improvise their lyrics and perform their works a cappella or to a beat.
Rapping, also referred to as MCing or emceeing, is a vocal style in which the artist speaks lyrically, in rhyme and verse, generally to an instrumental or synthesized beat. Beats, almost always in 4/4 time signature, can be created by sampling and/or sequencing portions of other songs by a producer.[2] They also incorporate synthesizers, drum machines, and live bands. Rappers may write, memorize, or improvise their lyrics and perform their works a cappella or to a beat.
King Of Rap # 4
| Snoop Dogg | |
|---|---|
 Snoop Dogg performing live in Hawaii, July 23, 2005 | |
| Background information | |
| Birth name | Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. |
| Born | October 20, 1971 Long Beach, California, U.S. |
| Genres | Gangsta rap G-funk Hip hop West Coast hip hop |
| Occupations | Rapper, actor, producer, comedian |
| Years active | 1991–present |
| Labels | Death Row, No Limit, Capitol, Doggystyle, Geffen, EMI, Priority |
| Associated acts | Dr. Dre, B-Real, R. Kelly, Cypress Hill, Ice Cube, 2Pac, Nate Dogg, Pharrell, Tha Dogg Pound, Tha Eastsidaz, 213, Xzibit, The Lady of Rage,Big Time Rush |
| Website | snoopdogg.com |
King Of Rap #3
| Kanye West | |
|---|---|
 West at the 2009 Tribeca Film Festival | |
| Background information | |
| Birth name | Kanye Omari West |
| Born | June 8, 1977 Atlanta, Georgia, United States |
| Origin | Chicago, Illinois, United States |
| Genres | Hip hop |
| Occupations | Producer, rapper, musician, singer |
| Instruments | Vocals, keyboards, sampler, percussion, synthesizer |
| Years active | 1996–present |
| Labels | GOOD Music, Roc-A-Fella, Def Jam |
| Associated acts | Go Getters, Child Rebel Soldier, Jay-Z, Jon Brion, Common, John Legend, Kid Cudi, Jeff Bhasker, Pusha T, Mr Hudson, Mos Def, Big Sean, A-Trak |
| Website | kanyewest.com |
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